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Top Ten: Baby Names (All Real, I Swear) A-I

March 2, 2010 by BrandiceW Leave a Comment

By Brandice Wilson

10. Alcamy; Origin: American; Meaning: Alternate spelling of Alchemy; Guaranteed: Your kid will fail chemistry.

9. Cloud, Cricket, Denim… Please refrain from naming your child after the first random object that pops into your little brain.

8. Butch

7. Aim; Origin: American; Meaning: Direct toward target… or “My parents are social networking whores.”

6. Dude; Origin: American; Meaning: Man, Cowboy; Alternate spelling: Bro

5. Independence—Contrary to what you might believe, your child is not a boat.

4.Hummer and Humvee

3. Espn; Origin: American; Meaning: Television Sports Network; Guaranteed: Your kid will hate sports… and you.

2. Do not name your daughter Mary if your last name is Hary. Actually, have a heart and just don’t have kids; they are screwed.

1. Abcde; Origin: American; Meaning: First 5 letters of the alphabet; Don’t believe me? http://babynames.com/name/ABCDE

And that’s just the first half of the alphabet.


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