By Brandice Wilson
10. That one time his scooter was trashed…
9. “Come live the nightmare of your choice… Tales from the Darkside: The Movie”
8. That one time he plays a troubled teen… Oh wait, that’s every movie.
7. Young rookie lawyer working Alcatraz row.
6. Once upon a time when he was a sexy, almost naked man-fairy.
5. That movie when he wore tights and bro-ed up with Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner.
4. Hard Harry gets the girl.
3. “He’s got a way with women, a way with words, and a very special way… with a gun.”
2. He interviews a vampire.
1. Drug slayer for his one True Romance, a prostitute… Only a 110% statistical probability that he would eventually share the screen with Christopher Walken.