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By Sarah Ingerson It takes skills to make Megan Fox unattractive. Really, it does. But, I think Jennifer’s Body achieved it thanks to the wonders of disturbingly close shots and terrible make-up. Seriously, I don’t need to see a dramatic close-up of the acne scar on her forehead. I really don’t. Yet, the abominable portrayal of Megan Fox’s hotness was not the only … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Learning From Jennifer’s Body

By Sarah Ingerson Wanna know how I just spent the last week? Watching The Vampire Diaries, and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. The boys are attractive. The girls are pretty. The town is adorable. And there is lots of gut-wrenching gore. It’s fabulous meets creepy, and I love it. So, without further adieu….Life Lessons of The Vampire Diaries (Season One): 1. … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Read between the fangs

By Sarah Ingerson Adrien Brody is hot; that is my only defense for seeing Splice-which (no offense to Stephen King in his EW column) is NOT one of the best movies of 2010. I’d say it’s one of the weirdest, yes, but definitely not one of the best. It tells the story of a hot scientist, cue Brody, and his hot girlfriend, cue some blonde girl whose name I can’t remember….Alison? … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Splice Up Your Life

By Sarah Ingerson All of us have had terrible roommates. From that girl at camp who has head lice to that roommate in college who listens to Metallica at 1am. We’ve all had them, but none of us has had a roommate quite like Rebecca in The Roommate. Because, quite frankly, she was clinically insane. But after sitting through an hour and a half of one of the most boring … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Living with the Clinically Insane

By Sarah Ingerson I hate zombie movies. Let me repeat that. I HATE them. I just don’t find the whole decaying flesh and brain eating thing appealing, or scary. The only exception to this rule of zombie hate is 28 Days Later because those zombies are disturbingly fast and Cilian Murphy is disturbingly attractive. Oh, and Shaun of the Dead because I want a zombie to play video … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Deadly Lessons