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By Sarah Ingerson I grew up with the Scream movies in all their ridiculous, boob-bouncing glory. So, naturally, I knew that I had to see Scream 4. It was terrible, and not in a good way. It was painful to watch it try to go meta. It was like an unfunny version of Scary Movie with more annoying people. BUT, somehow, I did manage to learn a thing or two. 1. Apparently, … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Screaming to Be Forgotten

By Sarah Ingerson To my fellow horror movie lovers, this blog is a most momentous occassion because I have decided to analyze my favorite horror film of all time. And no, it’s not Psycho or The Exorcist. It’s something much, much better. The Nun. OoOo. It’s hilarious, and awesome, and surprisingly unscary for a horror film. To this day, pretty sure there was only one scary … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: The Five Commandments

By Sarah Ingerson Hello, readers! Happy belated April Fool’s (since I didn’t blog last week)! May your day have been filled with ketchup-filled jelly donuts and awkwardly placed whoopie cushions! My day, however, was only been filled with one thing...hence my not blogging. So, get ready for it, get ready for it....this post is a super-special video-game edition! That’s right. … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: I Really Need a Life

By Sarah Ingerson As we all know, this past week was Spring Break, aka the time when I cram in as many movies as possible. There were some decent ones (Wild Target) and some not so decent ones (Please, never make me watch You Again….again). But, I also saw some mid-range ones like I Am Number Four, a film which probably belongs on the not so decent side of the ratings, but … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: I am Number….OoOo explosion!

by Sarah Ingerson Sometimes, I’m pretentious; this week was one of those times. After listening to one of my screenwriting professor’s recommendation for five or so minutes, I decided to watch Them, or Ils (It’s French! Hence the pretentiousness). It’s a horror movie about all the horrible things strangers can do to each other, especially in the middle of nowhere Romania. … [Read more...] about Life Lessons for Earthlings and Others: Oh no, it’s Them!